Death by Peanut Butter
Thank you, Mom! I don't know if I am quite ready to be a mother just from the simple fact that a mom must know EVERYTHING at ALL times what is bad for you. But, what will save me is having a better half that is with the late breaking news of what can hurt you. Between my mom and my husband, I became an informed consumer that Peter Pan tried to poison us. Check your labels NOW to see if your Peanut Butter is labeled 2111 - read about it here.
I love peanut butter, but this little stunt has hurt our relationship. Sorry, PB, I am leaving you for J. You tried to kill me, and J seems to be less threatening for the time being. Maybe if you tried washing your hands, I would reconsider you, but for now, it is over.
2 comments:
Clearly you need to be eating hippie natural peanut butter like your sister-in-law. That's what you get for eating Peter Pan and with his naughty saturated whatnots.
Okay, so I guess I will comment on every post late but... I agree with Claire- love your PB again by going natural. You can grind your own nuts [tee-hee] at whole foods and have yourself some scrumptious fresh ground PB...
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